Do you still remember when my teacher told me so: "What are you gonna do when you are older? Let me know! Astronaut or fireman or doctor like your friend?" - "No, miss! I'll be the selfie-man" Look at me now, aren't I fab? Look at you you're feeling sad, but why? Why don't you smile? Just got fired from your new job? Oh, don't don't worry cause I know what you, you'd better do. Why don't you be a fashion blogger? There's nothing better you could do! Show that you're beautiful with that new shirt and now you're ready! Rule the world! Why don't you be a fashion blogger? That's how to be a selfie-man: a picture when you're sad, but still so fab and maybe while you take a nap! I woke up at ten, but I do need to stay in my bed. Oh my God, last night I had to go to twelve events! Let me drink a cup of tea, they made it just for me, It tastes so bad, but I don't care! #InstaFashion, my obsession, that's my cure for my repression too. That's all the truth! This is 'Moda Italiana', You feel proud, but I feel Prada, you, you'd better move! Why don't you be a fashion blogger? There's nothing better you could do! Show that you're beautiful with that new shirt and now you're ready! Rule the world! Why don't you be a fashion blogger? That's how to be a selfie-man: a picture when you're sad, but still so fab and maybe while you take a nap! Yes! I'm a fashion blogger! There's nothing better you could do! Show that you're beautiful with that new shirt and now you're ready! Rule the world! Why don't you be a fashion blogger? There's nothing better you could do! Show that you're beautiful with that new shirt and now you're ready! Rule the world! Why don't you be a fashion blogger? That's how to be a selfie-man: a picture when you're sad, but still so fab and maybe while you take a nap! Nap! Nap! Nap! Nap! And maybe while you take a nap!