Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan,
"Would you come to the Waxie's Dargle?"
Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan, "Sure I haven't got a farthin.'
What'll you have? I'll have a pint. I'll have a pint with you sir.
And if one o' us doesn't order soon,
We'll be thrown out o' the boozer."
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan,
"Would you come to the Galway Races?"
Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan,
"With the prices o' my old man's braces.
I went down to Cappel Street to see the money lenders.
But they wouldn't give me a couple o'
Bob on my old fella's red suspenders."
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan, "We have no beef nor mutton.
But if we go down to Monto Town, we'll get a drink for nothing.
Here's a fine piece o' advice I got from the aul' fishmonger,
'When food is scarce and you see the
Hearse, you know you died o' hunger.'"
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan,
"Would you come to the Waxie's Dargle?"
Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan, "Sure I haven't got a farthin.'
What'll you have? I'll have a pint. I'll have a pint with you sir.
And if one o' us doesn't order soon,
We'll be thrown out o' the boozer."