My Dad's a Pheasant Plucker
He's a very busy man
So I help him plucking pheasants
And I do the best I can
Sometimes he will go away
And leave me on my own
And so I'm left here sitting
Plucking pheasants all alone
I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes
My husband likes to pluck with me
We have a lot of fun
He tickles me with pheasant feathers
When the plucking's done
The laughing and the giggling
Helps to keep me fit and slim
There's nothing I would rather do
Than pheasant pluck with him
I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life
For the job of pheasant plucking
My friend is born and bred
He likes to have a pheasant pluck
Before he goes to bed
I try and lend a helping hand
I gather up all the feathers
It's really all his pheasant plucking
Keeps us here together
I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend
And if we went plucking pheasants
He would drive me round the bend
I had a pal in Donegal
Could pluck a frozen pheasant
But you have to pluck'em fresh
Or it's really quite unpleasant
I'm not good at plucking pheasants
At the plucking I've no luck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant
I would rather pluck a duck
I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
'Cos the pheasant plucker's late
My son's a pheasant plucker
And he's very good to me
He frequently invites me round
To have a cup of tea
We have pheasant plucking parties
And play pheasant plucking games
Before we pluck the pheasants
We will give them silly names
I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's mother
And a mother plucking pheasants
Is as good as any other
My cousin is a pheasant plucker
He's the best I've seen
I'm no good at plucking pheasants
I really am quite green
He could pluck a buffalo
Or even do a moose
I have trouble getting down
Off either duck or goose
I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's cousin
In the time it took to sing the song
He plucked a half-a-dozen