Oh, I'm an old broken machine Nobody tells me what I mean I had a purpose, I'm pretty sure But I ain't got use much anymore No, I ain't got use much anymore Ooh She used to work me straight to the bell No woman worked me quite so well Knew all my buttons, oiled all my gears Gentle on my lever through the years Daily on my lever, twenty years Oh, then the beltway stops Circuit's got a bug Then the breaker pops And the wires unplug Shit disconnects Can't get quite as far So the lady inspects To find where problems are But my faults are legion She tries to fix me Turns me off and on But my faults are legion Maybe if she kicks me Till the defect's gone? My faults are legion They go on and on Yeah, they go on and on Now my computer fried to combust Ain't got a memory I can trust I laugh a lot, I laugh till I tear 'Cause I can't recall how we got here No, I can't recall how I got here With a ruptured spout And a fluid spill I think a light went out Guess it's all downhill Venting's caked in dust Boiler's overflowed I'm spoiled in rust God, why don't I just explode? 'Cause my faults are legion No one can fix me Turn me off and on Yeah, my faults are legion Everybody kicks me And no defect's gone My faults are legion My faults are legion She goes on and on Yeah, she goes on and on Oh, I'm an old broken machine Nobody tells me what I mean Somebody tell me what I'm for 'Cause she don't need me anymore Maybe life was better at the store