We're gonna prove
That in this day and age
Being gay
Isn't a crime
This is our moment
To change the world
One lesbian
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
At a time!
We're gonna help that little lesbian
Whether she likes it or not
When you're a legendary thespian
First you help the distressed
Then you help the distraught
We're going down to where the necks are red
And lack of dentistry thrives
Why sing and dance?
When you can take a stance
And know you're truly changing lives
We're gonna march until that town looks like
The end of act one of "Les Miz"
You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in psych
To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz
We're gonna teach 'em
To be more PC
The minute our group arrives
That's right!
Those fist-pumping
Bible-thumping
Spam-eating
Cousin-loving
Cow-tipping
Shoulder-slumping
Finger-wagging
Hoosier-humping
Losers and their homely wives
They'll learn compassion
And better fashion
Once we at last start
Changing lives
Now let's go start a fight!