Last night when I came home
I called my friend cause I was alone
When he picked up his phone
I got a feeling that something was wrong
It was a dude named Jerome
And keep in mind that my friend's name is John
I got so confused that I started to write this song
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Last night when I came home, I was so drunk
And pissed I didn't know what was going on
So I picked up my phone
And I tried to call my new friend Jerome
Someone else answered the phone and I was like
Where is Jerome?
Jerome's wife answered the phone
And she told me that she left Jerome
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Last night when I came home I had married the ex wife of Jerome
I mean I couldn't help myself
Her ass was too fat to say no too
Now I have three kids and a new car
That goes really fast and can drive me back home
All this is thanks to my wife
The ex wife of Jerome
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait, who the fuck are you?
Wait