And on that note we're gonna go to a commercial break
A bombshell has been dropped
Brian Pillman is in the
No no no no Joey Styles
You're not running this interview, I am
Cuz I'm Brian fucking Pillman
Anything you
Let me tell you a little more
You know what Eric Bischoff is
Eric Bischoff is each and every one of these motherfucking smart marks rolled up into one giant piece of shit
I guess, I guess you guys didn't get that
Smaaart Maaarks
What's a smark mark? A mark with a high IQ
Read the sign, read the sign, read the sign
Okayyy Smaaart Maaarks, okayyy
You know what a mark is
A mark is a guy that pays his last twenty dollars on crack cocaine
A mark is a guy that believes that OJ didn't do it
And a mark is each and every one of you sorry son of a fucking bitches
So you know what
I'm gonna do right fucking here, right now
The only appropriate thing Brian Pillman should do
I'm gonna yank out my johnson and piss in this hellhole
No you no
Would you put that thing
Wait what the hell are you doing
Wait a minute