Susan and some banker, about to tie the knot
Up jumps Walter, said "Tell you what"
"Now didn't your mama ever tell you, that money can't buy love"
"And Lord knows it's me you've been thinking of"
And the bride's eyes began to sparkle,
As the groom's jaw hit the floor
She handed off the bouquet and headed for the door
The wedding party left borrowed and blue
'Cause Sue and Walter, here's what they're gonna do
Yeah, they're gonna run, run, run...
Jimmy and Martha (Walter+Susan a.k.a.)
Holed up in Normaltown, U.S.A.
Jimmy fries the chicken, and Martha pays the bills
Fashion and glamor, it ain't, but still
Then one day Jimmy came on home with twenty thou in unmarked bills
Said, "Don't ask so many questions, let's just head for the hills"
And Martha smiled at him, "What, Jimmy, didn't like your job review?"
So when the law comes calling, here's what they're gonna do:
Yeah, they're gonna run, run, run...
Steven and Wanda, tried to come clean...
Samuel and Matilda, caught and hauled before a judge
They begging, pleading, but he won't budge
He said "Young adults like yourselves
Think they can get away with anything"
"But here, truth is blind and justice is king!"
And then Matilda winked at Samuel with that sparkle in her eye
Said, "Now that's all well and good judge,
But first you'd better check your fly"
Couldn't hurt to take a quick look, thought the D.A. too
Ain't hardly no use in telling you, I said, what they're gonna do:
Yeah, they're gonna run, run, run...