It's situations such as these That I always seem to be so weak And there's a way to which you speak That just screams I'm something that you need Well I can't make you happy; I'll never feel safe. You can have your story, And I can have my shame. You got me out of my clothes Slipped me into a bottle Left a handful of bobby pins And my gut feels sick from the things we did Next to your fashion I feel old But I'm more old fashioned than you know I'm as strong as I seem to be But I'm not the person that you think Well, I believe I'm one for chivalry But there'll be nothing gentle 'bout this Another day at the office Another night at the meat market