Salvation army's marching into my home 'Cause I just saw a piece of furniture I need to own Two hundred dollars, and it's mine today Now I just need a truck to pick it up and take it away You've had affairs with beds and chairs Now come sit next to me Don't be strange, we'll look for change Between the exctaseats Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat Before you go and leave me all alone again Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat Take a load off, help me break these cushions in So what, upholstery is covered in dust And could use a little cleaning? Oh, this couch is a must Can't think of anywhere I'd rather sit 'Cause it's stylish and timeless and even if it stinks a bit You've had affairs with beds and chairs Now come sit next to me Don't be strange, we'll look for change Between the exctaseats Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat Before you go and leave me all alone again Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat Take a load off, help me break these cushions in Now you may laugh and write me off as a fool For buying someone's filthy couch, but someday soon With just a little work and just a little time I know that you'll be sitting in my loveseat every night You've had affairs with beds and chairs Now come sit next to me Don't be strange, we'll look for change Between the exctaseats Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat Before you go and leave me all alone again Loveseat, loveseat, sitting in my loveseat Take a load off, help me break these cushions in