Two tears in a bucket
Adult friends, adult friends
Chug a lug, chug lug
The world is what it is
Oh I kiss you
Nobody sees it
Oh we hold hands
Nobody knows about it
Oh you kiss me
We just sit there
Overly experienced
Adult friends, adult friends
You're reduced your breasts
To a more tasteful size D
When I touch them it is like a lobster
Crawling under my arm
Oh oh oh I kiss you
Nobody can see it
Oh oh I pinch your
Nobody knows about it
Oh oh you fondle
But we just sit there
With no tomorrows
Adult friends, adult friends
Oink oink oink