Your ear will hear a dreary sound When you boots have found The path to Spookytown There ain't no corpses lying in the ground They all walk around The streets of Spookytown All the Hell hounds, chewin' on a crown See, there ain't no pound In Spookytown All the trains are Transylvania bound When they move out Of Spookytown A black widow's webbing wound The bride's wedding gown In Spookytown From a tomb the groom Dug up the ring of an Egyptian king Bling The ceremony lead with a frown By a lonely hobo clown In Spookytown If you wander in just turn around You won't be down With Spookytown