Hey people gather around me
I have a story to tell
About a woman I've met long ago
In a shady hotel
She was looking quite young
Hardly over twenty years
But as we started talking
I could not believe my ears
She told me that she'd been here since the very first sound
The biggest bang to ever be heard all around
She witnessed evolution of dinosaurs and ducks
And her final verdict has to be
Being immortal sucks
With a tired smile on her lips she said
I've really seen it all
What once seemed new and exciting
Soon started being dull
Ages after ages
She has seen such similar things
The only difference being
Something had a new pair of legs or fancy wings
It surely goes downhill when humans come into play
And endless shitshow bringing nothing but disarray
Repeating past mistakes like proper brainless butts
Leading her once again to conclude
Being immortal sucks
So for the last several decades
She resided in this rundown place
Once a high class meeting ground
Now an empty maze
Weary of the world outside
She spends her time in here
Blind and deaf to what goes on
With no one to hold dear
Countless times she tried escaping this curse
A hopeless task making her morale worse and worse
No wound or fall could free her nor electric shocks
So, she remains here to tell the world
Being immortal sucks