There's a wiggle in my toe
Teacher, don't you know
I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
And I wanted you to know
I just can't stop the wiggle in my toe
Now there's a wiggle in my feet
And I think I should repeat
That I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
And I know that it's not neat
I just can't stop the wiggle in my feet
And in my toe, oh, no!
Now there's a wiggle in my seat
And just like my feet
I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
And I know that it's not neat
I just can't stop the wiggle in my seat
And in my feet
And in my toe, oh, no!
Now there's a wiggle in my knee
And it sure bothers me
I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
And I hope that you see
I just can't stop the wiggle in my knee
And in my seat
And in my feet
And in my toe, oh, no!
Now there's a wiggle in my tummy
And it's not very funny
I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
I even tried a little honey
I just can't stop the wiggle in my tummy
And in my knee
And in my seat
And in my feet
And in my toe, oh, no!
Now there's a wiggle in my arm
Oh, it's doing me no harm
I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
And I hope you're not alarmed
I just can't stop the wiggle in my arm
And in my tummy
And in my knee
And in my seat
And in my feet
And in my toe, oh, no!
Now there's a wiggle in my hand
And it's nothing that I planned
I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
And I hope you understand
I just can't stop the wiggle in my hand
And in my arm
And in my tummy
And in my knee
And in my seat
And in my feet
And in my toe, oh, no!
Now there's a wiggle in my head
And it's something that I dread
I'd love to stop the wiggle
'Cause it makes me want to giggle
I've done everything I can
I even tried a nap in bed
I just can't stop the wiggle in my head
And in my hand
And in my arm
And in my tummy
And in my knee
And in my seat
And in my feet
And in my toe, oh, no!