I remember one time, we were on a journey
We were heading for the seaside for the day
We were nearly half way there and we were having fun
Just driving down the road with the radio on
When dad pulled over 'cause he felt unwell
He felt unwell on account of the smell
Then everybody else said they could smell it as well
And mum said, "What could it be?"
So I pointed to the passenger next to me
And said the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo
It's not a big surprise 'cause that's what babies do
But this was not just your regular pebbly one
Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum
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There was another time when, I think it was Christmas
And all the family came 'round for a party one day
And we all sang some songs and we ate some food
Everyone was getting in the festive mood
Until Uncle John said he felt unwell
He felt unwell on account of the smell
Then everybody else said they could smell it as well
And they all said, "What could it be?"
So I pointed to the baby on my uncle's knee
And do you know what I said?
I said the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo
It's not a big surprise 'cause that's what babies do
But this was not just your regular pebbly one
Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum
And mum looked at dad and dad looked at mum
Dad said, "Don't look at me because I changed the last one"
And they talked about it way too long
And the smell got really strong
And it got so strong I could hardly breathe
I said somebody change that baby please
Because the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo
And I wouldn't go near him if I were you
'Cause it's not just your regular pebbly one
Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum
Oh yes, the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo
It's not a big surprise 'cause that's what babies do
But this was not just your regular pebbly one
No, something really bad, really, really bad
I mean really, really bad just came out of his bum