(Ralph is a rusty robot)
(Ralph is a rusty robot)
Ralph is the rusty robot
His batteries have run down
Life is not much fun now
Ralph is the rusty robot
His nuts and bolts have seized up
He's battered, bruised and beat up
He's lost all feeling in his circuitry
He used to be the hero of the factory
He would work all day and night
He would do the job just right
But one day his arms and legs began to squeak
And Ralph couldn't work as hard so they threw him on the scrapheap
Ralph is the rusty robot
Now he's lying in the junkyard
Life for Ralph is so hard
Ralph is a rusty robot
His head is full of mice and spiders
Fiddling with his wires
Ralph is the rusty robot
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Those mice and spiders came up with a plan
They thought it would be fun to fix that metal man
So they worked all day and night
And they fixed Ralph up just right
And then in the morning he was good as new
And when they switched his power on Ralph's eyes lit up and he said
"Thank you!"
Ralph is the rusty robot
Now he's got himself a new job
Sorting out the bits and bobs
Ralph is the rusty robot
And the junkyard owner's overjoyed
With the android he employed
Ralph is the rusty robot
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ralph is the rusty robot
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah