Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware" Pieman said to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny" Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any" ♪ Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale All the water he had got Was in his mother's pail Simple Simon went to look If plums grew on a thistle He pricked his fingers very much Which made poor Simon whistle ♪ Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware" Pieman said to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny" Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any" ♪ Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale All the water he had got Was in his mother's pail Simple Simon went to look If plums grew on a thistle He pricked his fingers very much Which made poor Simon whistle