Everything on your side of the car belongs to you
Everything on my side of the car belongs to me
It's a million miles to where we're going
We might never stop to eat
I'll take the batting cage with automatic pitch
You take that beaten up old garbage can out by the drainage ditch
We could use some ice cream. Hey, I own a Dairy Bar
Driving on & on & on & on for hours
Look how rich we are!
Looks like you got a new car dealership
Come see me at my gas station before you take a trip
There's money in your bank, but you'll starve without my farm
Driving on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on for hours
Look how rich we are!
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
I don't believe you heard me say are we there yet?
1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
I don't believe you heard me say are we there yet?
Take a look at this old car, you'd never know how rich we are
There's a checkered flag waving in the wind
It's a go-cart track on your side. Looks like you win again
How'd you get so lucky? Man, you can't even drive
I'll trade you California for that go-cart track
I'll even throw in a putt-putt course
If you promise not to give it back
Think about it, California, you could meet a movie star
Driving on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on &
On & on & on & on & on & on & on & on
& On & on & on & on & on & on for hours
Look how rich we are!
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
I don't believe you heard me say are we there yet?
1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
I don't believe you heard me say are we there yet?
Take a look at this old car, you'd never know how rich we are
You'd never know how rich we are
You'd never know how rich we are