Egos and alcohol Tap out shirts from wall to wall Until the cops receive the call We'll be okay Keg stands, chug chants She's too drunk to dance You'll find a way inside her pants anyway Every night, it's a new girl You're never alone You still live at home Your parents couch pulls out But she knows that you don't Your cover is blown Beer pong and LA looks Pick up lines straight from the books Bro this party's off the hook Wait till we take naked close ups to post on Is Anyone Up She's breaking out, what the fuck This party sucks Every night, it's a new girl You're never alone You still live at home Your parents couch pulls out But she knows that you don't Your cover is blown Why are you so tan It hasn't been sunny Your friends think your hair is cool But mine think it's funny Why please tell me why Hey bro I just got laid