Young Brendan said that he wanted to be a card maker But when he told his father he said he would go nowhere First customer was for a man who's wife was 41 He made the card and it was nice but he wrote her name wrong Man came back and he was angry wanted a refund Screamed and shouted said it's not hard to spell Siobhan Young Brendan cried he said it's not his fault he's only young He's still in school and he's still learning multiplication The man accepts the deal where he would make another one Go Brendan go Go Brendan go Go Brendan Make those cards Go Brendan go Go Brendan go I know that you'll go far Go Brendan go Go Brendan go Go Brendan You know I Will buy your cards Few years later you could say he'd sold a few more cards He's moving house and driving around a fancy new car The reason people buy them and why they are successful Is cause every single card has the name on the front spelled wrong You can buy them for your birthday or when kids are born They're good for everything except maybe a funeral Brendan was happy he'd proved everyone wrong Go Brendan Go Brendan Go Brendan Go Brendan Brendan you're getting old You're broke and going home But what I wanna know Is where will you go So Brendan's cards they are a bust they're making no money He can't afford to pay his bills he's living on the streets Stays in a shelter put beside a man he's younger than He starts a conversation, tells him that his name is Ben He tells our good friend Brendan that his lovely wife is dead Brendan wonders how she died but asks her name instead And when the man replied the word filled him with dread Siobhan