Can I have more music? 10 PM Baby's alone Baby put a finger in the hole on the rotary phone And dials a number Then another number "You've reached whoever She's not around Leave a message at that horrifying sound" So I dial a number Then another number And it really ain't no, really ain't no, Really ain't no, really ain't no big thing I don't matter at all And it really ain't no, really ain't no, Really ain't no, really ain't no big thing Nah, I don't care if they call I'll just roll up some smoke Put on the TV Since it's very clear to see that Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody's at the bar without me Whatever, I don't need 'em I'll just have fun by myself Gonna take my shoes off And my whiskey from the shelf And have a good time Gonna have a good time Maybe the phone line's down Maybe the internet's wack Maybe everybody's out of town That's why they're not calling me back But I really don't care, really don't care, Really don't care, really don't care at all That it's 11 PM And it's really not fair, Really not fair, really not fair, really not fair at all I'd never do this to them Oh, I love everybody I'm as sweet as can be But baby, I can guarantee that Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody's at the bar without me It's everybody here enjoying in my desperation Boo hoo, Boo hoo I'm gonna pick my seat and split escape from my frustration Boo hoo, Boo hoo Yeah, I can buy my own, go home without no agitation I go where I want to I don't need no fucking invitation 12 AM Bar's real loud Haven't spoken to anybody yet 'Cause it's not my crowd Just a bunch of losers Who'd wanna talk to losers? When it's really not so, Really not so, really not so, really not so dangerous It's on a Saturday night And I see myself in, see myself in, See myself in, see myself in a wine glass Somebody lower the lights Guess I'll go back to my place And wonder how it can be That everybody's next to my face But nobody wants to face me And it's a goddamn disgrace And it's just my reality Tell me honestly why Everybody's at the bar without me Woah, Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody at, everybody's at, everybody's at Everybody's at the bar without me Everybody Everybody's at the bar without me Woah Everybody's at the bar without me Woah Everybody's at the bar without me