Mister God This is the first time I think we've spoken To explain how I feel I would like to offer a deal Am I being too abrupt? Or is that a stupid question? But since all the stakes are out Please consider my suggestion Do this for me And I'll get bat mitzvah-ed In exchange for Could you please make my friend get better? I am not naive It won't be easy But if you could make my friend get better God, that'd be the miracle of Judaism My dad would laugh My mom'd stop crying It would only take one man not dying My bat mitzvah will go off without a blemish I would promise if you try to save him God that'd be the miracle of Judaism That'd be the miracle of Judaism