I've tasted all the specials
Gone from dish to dish
Closed too many late night delis
Last call for one more knish
Staring at a bowl of broken bones
From every wish
I gotta find a different kind
Of delicate and delish
Nothing about her is vanilla
She never gets too dark
Never shows a cold shoulder
When this old hot dog starts to bark
She's rarely got a beef
She never claims a stake
She don't sour easily
She's too cool to shake
She's Parve Parve
You can take her anywhere
Parve Parve
No one ever cares
My Parve Parve
She goes either way
Parve Parve
She good all day every day
I knew she was mine
When I read her tattoo
Inside a circle of life
All that was there was a 'U'
She can play each part
But she mocks the role
While the rules get disputed
She don't care which bowl
She is happy hot
And cool cold
She's as certifiable as
Fool's gold
Parve Parve
My meat and potato days are over
Parve Parve
There's no butter in my butterfly
Parve Parve
I ain't goin' back to my Milky Ways
Parve Parve
Let's blow this cheesy joint forever