Sometimes life is crappy And you can not find your place And the DM in the sky is simply laughing in your face And the campaign's never ending And the dice don't go your way And you'd give your arm and leg For any other role to play Don't give up Find some friends who'll step in With one hand stretched towards you While the other holds a weapon With friendship you get you wish With friendship we'll gut you like a fish Friendship means you get your turn Friendship helps your enemies burn Friendship is the food on your plate It's the knife in the throat of the people that you hate It's the white hot rage that helps you win the war It's the brains on the walls And the blood on the floor We'll destroy you! And that's what friends are for When you face the dawn And you're on a quest With your spell slots gone As you're getting stressed And you feel like you could use a long rest (Long Rest!) Look to them to guide you Listen to the thump as all the Bodies fall beside you Everybody can use a bud To make your enemies choke on their blood Friendship is knowing their cry and their laugh And the sound of their sword Splitting people in half Friendship is the only thing that matters When it's all said and done and the viscera splatters It's the true tight hug that warms you to the core It's the grace, it's the good It's the gold, it's the gore And that's what friends are for Cuz there's nothing like a friend A pal on whom you can depend Who fights right by your side Whose arms are open wide A person who can chase away the dread They've got your back As sure as they've got that guard's head Friendship's a shield, but also a mace It's the sprinkle of your enemy's blood on your face Friendship is knowing there's someone to care It's pair of limbs flying through the air It's the axe's handle, it's the broadsword's gilding It's the warmth of burning building So we're settling the score That's what friends are for