Sometimes life is crappy
And you can not find your place
And the DM in the sky is simply laughing in your face
And the campaign's never ending
And the dice don't go your way
And you'd give your arm and leg
For any other role to play
Don't give up
Find some friends who'll step in
With one hand stretched towards you
While the other holds a weapon
With friendship you get you wish
With friendship we'll gut you like a fish
Friendship means you get your turn
Friendship helps your enemies burn
Friendship is the food on your plate
It's the knife in the throat of the people that you hate
It's the white hot rage that helps you win the war
It's the brains on the walls
And the blood on the floor
We'll destroy you!
And that's what friends are for
When you face the dawn
And you're on a quest
With your spell slots gone
As you're getting stressed
And you feel like you could use a long rest
(Long Rest!)
Look to them to guide you
Listen to the thump as all the
Bodies fall beside you
Everybody can use a bud
To make your enemies choke on their blood
Friendship is knowing their cry and their laugh
And the sound of their sword
Splitting people in half
Friendship is the only thing that matters
When it's all said and done and the viscera splatters
It's the true tight hug that warms you to the core
It's the grace, it's the good
It's the gold, it's the gore
And that's what friends are for
Cuz there's nothing like a friend
A pal on whom you can depend
Who fights right by your side
Whose arms are open wide
A person who can chase away the dread
They've got your back
As sure as they've got that guard's head
Friendship's a shield, but also a mace
It's the sprinkle of your enemy's blood on your face
Friendship is knowing there's someone to care
It's pair of limbs flying through the air
It's the axe's handle, it's the broadsword's gilding
It's the warmth of burning building
So we're settling the score
That's what friends are for