People who see upside-down Think the benches around The sidewalks and the streets Are made only for the impotent or the obese But it's an absurdity For in reality These venerable seats Are there to accommodate young lovers when they meet Young lovers kissing on park benches publicly Publicly, publicly Not giving the slightest damn for the Honest people's stares Young lovers kissing on park benches publicly Publicly, publicly Saying "I love you" pathetically Look pretty nice, if you ask me As they sit there holding hands They speak of future plans Of sky blue wallpaper That will dress the pretty walls of their nuptial bedside They see what tomorrow knows He's smoking while she sews Their happiness assured While they contemplate the naming of their first-born child When the noble what's-their-names Happen to contemplate Two of these so-and-sos They don't hesitate to toss out some venomous names Though the entire family clan The mom, the girl, the dad The son the Holy Ghost Wouldn't mind once in a while behaving just the same When the heady months have ceased When they will have appeased All of their burning dreams When their sky grows heavy with the darkening clouds above They will sadly come to see That it was on these streets Upon these famous seats That they lived the greatest moments of their budding love