There'll be no Mozart tonight at Carnegie Hall (Carol!)
(Carol! Oh!) No sir (she's gone mad!)
No Mozart tonight (oh, Carol! Oh, for heaven's sake!)
'Cause we're gonna have a ball! (Help!)
There I'll (oh, it's outrageous!) Be no Mister Beethoven
(Oh, I might as well let her go on) or Mister Bach
Kazoo-wa, baby
(Oh, I couldn't stop her now if I wanted to!) This joint's gonna rock!
There'll be no Mozart (Oh!) Tonight, uh-uh
At Carnegie (Carol), hmm?
Ladies and gentlemen
I would like to apologize from the bottom of my heart
For this shocking breach of taste
I'm sorry, Julie, I don't know what got into me
(Hmm) well, yes I do
You see, I don't belong here on this stage (oh, Carol)
No, no, no it's true, I don't
Oh, I had dreamed
I had hoped, but nothing could be clearer to me now (hmm?)
I don't belong here
And you do, Julie, you belong
Oh, Carol, you're wrong!
No, it's true