You're so cool, only twenty-three A rock 'n' roll star's what you wanna be Can't get a job, cuz your hair's to your knees Quit school, can't spell priorities Now's the time, boy, for you to grow up Better get hot, now, before He throws up He's a jealous God, and you're not fair Don't sit and stare Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all Don't respect your elders, put 'em on a shelf The only thing you care about is yourself Why throw away the cards you're dealt All your dreams of glory are going to melt Now's the time, boy, for you to grow up Better get hot, now, before He throws up He's a jealous God, and you're not fair Don't sit and stare Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all Haven't moved in so long you are starting to mold What will you do when you're deaf and old Now that your very soul has been sold Now's the time, boy, for you to grow up Better get hot, now, before He throws up He's a jealous God, and you're not fair Don't sit and stare Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all Don't say "Jesus had long hair too!" The problem's not your hair, it's your attitude God's not your King, your hair is the boss Man, when was the last time you hung on a cross? Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all