What goes on in this bar stays in this bar
You can hank and twang and drank and sang
And be just who you are
That's honky tonk amnesia we're all sipping in a jar
'Cause what goes on in this bar stays in this bar
We come from every corner to this wet your whistle stop
Doctors, farmers, teachers, lawyers, criminals and cops
It's a psychotherapeutic kind of hillbilly recipe
So this perfectly dysfunctional neon family
'Cause what goes on in this bar stays in this bar
You can hank and twang and drank and sang
And be just who you are
That's honky tonk amnesia we're all sipping in a jar
What goes on in this bar stays in this bar
Those overtimers come in late and bitch about their work
Social climbers sit and sip their wine and dig up dirt
Guys on benders, lost weekenders, people drinking lunch
We all get along just fine except we can't remember much
What goes on in this bar stays in this bar
You can hank and twang and drank and sang
And be just who you are
That's honky tonk amnesia we're all sipping in a jar
'Cause what goes on in this bar stays in this bar
I've seen things that make a sailor blush and a preacher lose his cool
I'd love to tell you all about it but there's this little rule
That what goes on in this bar stays at this bar
You can hank and twang and drank and sang
And be just who you are
That's honky tonk amnesia we're all sipping in a jar
'Cause what goes on in this bar stays in this bar
What goes on in this bar stays right here in this bar