I like ball games not ball dancing
Or movies 'bout romancing
They're not my cup of tea
I cannot sing opera
My voice is sure to stop ya
Always searching for the key
I wonder what she sees in me
♪
I make him wait far too long
Always right, I'm never wrong
That I guarantee
Meat to me is carrion
I'm strictly vegetarian
I'm completely gluten-free
I wonder what he sees in me
Chemistry and chromosomes
Magnetic magic pheromones
Aligning Venus with the planet Mars
Two opposites in every way
Are we engaged in rash foray
Are we a perfect match made in the stars
I wonder what you see
♪
With ketchup-covered fervor
I'll ingest your veggie burger
At least I'm gonna try
You make me Belgian Waffles
Cracking jokes so old and awful
Still I laugh so hard I cry
Like a sunrise you're so haunting
Never leave me wanting
You're how I greet each day
Without you I'd be needing
A reason to keep breathing
Instead you take my breath away
Chemistry and chromosomes
Magnetic magic pheromones
Aligning Venus with the planet Mars
Two opposites in every way
Are we engaged in rash foray
Are we a perfect match made in the stars
I wonder what you see
I wonder what you see