After work on Friday night I told the boys that I'd stop by They were gonna go listen to a local band One beer led to another and the bartender said hey try this brother And that's about time that everything got out of hand The little cocktail that he made Tasted something like lemonade And it packed a punch so I started Singing and dancing I think I took my shirt off I don't know what happened next And I never meant to get out of line But I'm sick and I'm broke so I must've had a real good time There wasn't nothing that was gonna slow me down I think I even bought the house a round I spent my last dime before the night was done I looked around and my friends were gone They didn't even try to drag me home I guess they figured that I was having too much fun I met a girl who was twice my age I gave her some of that lemonade And it wasn't long till she was singing And dancing I think she took her shirt off I don't know what happened next And I never meant to get out of line But I'm sick and I'm broke so I must've had a real good time The bar closed around 2 o'clock I guess they finally had to call the cops They tell me I went right on singing And dancing I think I kept my pants on I don't know what happened next And I never meant to get out of line But I'm sick and I'm broke so I must've had a real good time I don't know what happened next And I never meant to get out of line But I'm sick and I'm broke so I must've had a real good time Yeah I'm sick and I'm broke so I must've had a real good time