Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch I love Lucy and Annie's Great But there's one redhead that I fucking hate It's the Wendy's girl that she's fucking The bitch I'm talking about is Pippi Longstocking Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch It's not here hair that causes me grief It's the fact that their cut so deep She walks around so proud and thin I'll rip all her hair out til she's Pippi Long skinhead Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded Bitch