([Voice one:] Fuck you. Drunk like you were. Are you sobered up yet? [Voice two:] Yeah, I was never drunk, you idiot. [Voice one:] You said you were down the Shamrock, You must have had two beers down there. That's enough To get you drunk, you can't hold your damn... a drop Of liquor for christ's sake!) It's been a long time It's been a long time It's been a long time Since I been home It's been a long time It's been a long time It's been a long time Since I been home Yeah I've been drinkin' Yeah I've been drunk I lost my shirt on a game of stud If she don't kill me The Whiskey Will [x4] I had two shots I hit the jukebox From Merle Haggard's the Bottle Let Me Down Jack in a bottle, Jack in a cup Jack on the rocks or Jack straight up No more tobacco My time to run I'm stumblin' home for a bottle of some It's been a long time It's been a long time It's been a long time Since I been home If she don't kill me The Whiskey Will [x4] SOLO! It's been a long time It's been a long time It's been a long time Since I been home Yeah I've been drinking Yeah I've been drunk I lost my shirt on a game of stud If she don't kill me The Whiskey Will [x9]