Everybody's better than I am, I think everybody's better than me And everybody's swell I guess, they're doing well some more or less Everybody's better than I am I think You know To be king you don't need a castle To row Back to shore can sure be a hassle (Why you walk around with your head low down) Everybody's acting like I don't matter, everbody's in on the act Too many of them to avoid, it could be that I'm paranoid I matter as a matter of fact And you know, to be king you don't need a castle To row, back to shore can sure be a hassle ♪ Why you walk around with your head low down The true king rules without a crown If your boat's afloat after the typhoon Row it safely back to the lagoon And never mind the green grass you won't mow Or what it is you have or don't to show Or what it is you can or can't afford The good are good without reward You know To be king you don't need a castle To row Back to shore can sure be a hassle (Why you walk around with your head low down) You know (Everybody's better than I am) To be king you don't need a castle (Everybody's better than me) (And everybody's swell I guess, they're doing well some more or less, everybody's better than I am) To row (Everybody's acting like I don't matter) Back to shore can sure be a hassle (Everbody's in on the act) Too many of them to avoid, it could be that I'm paranoid, I matter as a matter of fact You know To be king you don't need a castle (No no, no no, no no, no no) To row Back to shore can sure be a hassle You know To be king you don't need a castle