The band has stopped the night is young This bar is closed but there'll be more to come She whispered softly "I don't wanna be alone" "Can me and all my friend's come back for cones"? I called ahead I felt so cheap Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep I should have noticed that her look was kinda smug She only wants me 'cause I got the drug's! My mouth was dry my knees were weak She held my hand as we walked down the street I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong She only wants me for my Bucket Bong She only wants me for my Bucket Bong Now when we're at home I'm feeling scared 'Cause there's no bucket, sink or vessel anywhere And if she wants a bucket I'll have the last one She'll have to have it with me in the bath She'll have to have it with me in the bath She only wants me 'cause I got the drugs!