In a tiny spaceship with four legs A pillow and some sheets That's where my idols always meet I'd like to be there now I'm trying, trying every night To see a U.F.O. But in case I don't, just in case I won't I've got the fantasy to lean on Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears That's what I dream of No more sorrow, no more tears Can't you get me beamed up? Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs Quite bizarre, but still a dream As I'm waiting for that beam Bullshit, bullshit is all we talk On this planet we call earth Since I'm tired of that I'll take a further step I think I'll find my way in space Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears That's what I dream of No more sorrow, no more tears Well, can't you get me beamed up? Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs Quite bizarre but still a dream As I'm waiting for that beam In a tiny spaceship with four legs A pillow and some sheets That's where my idols always meet I'd like to be there now Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears No more sorrow, no more tears Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs Quite bizarre but still a dream As I'm waiting for that beam A spacesuit that's coy Forth question a soy Thick eyes Kiss my ass...