A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in this game For the money and for the fame A spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn Steals the credit then he's gone He's the man with a plan And first, he'll seem helpful To make sure that you're on the hook He's so full of bull and he sure will pull Some strings to make things go his way And everything will go his way (We're in the monkey biz) The monkey boogie is nothing new (The monkey biz) And he'll be doin' the dance with you (We're in the monkey biz) Yeah, the monkey boogie is nothing new (The monkey biz) And he'll be doin' that dance Doing that dance with you Yeh, humble, mumble, stumble don't think so That is not the way to go Connect, collect, correct Now what did you expect? Did you think that he seriously cares for you? Do the monkey boogie, orangu-tango, baboon! (We're in the monkey biz) The monkey boogie is nothing new (The monkey biz) And he'll be doin' the dance with you (We're in the monkey biz) Yeah, the monkey boogie is nothing new (The monkey biz) And he'll be doin' that dance Doing that dance with you Ye-ha! ♪ (We're in the monkey biz) The monkey boogie is nothing new (The monkey biz) And he'll be doin' the dance with you (We're in the monkey biz) Yeah, the monkey boogie is nothing new (The monkey biz) And he'll be doin' that dance Doing that dance with (We're in the monkey biz) The monkey boogie the monkey junkey man (The monkey biz) And he'll be doin' that dance Doing that dance with you The monkey boogie