She said she's moving to Melbourne
Said she wanted some better coffee
Said that she's gonna drop me
Unless I come with her
It's like a little Europe
Have you seen the graffiti alleys?
Even get to wear a beanie
That looks like a cap from behind
What's better than Brisbane?
What's better? I'm on my knees
What's better than Brisbane?
What's better than you and me?
Now she's moving to Sydney
Said she wants to live on Bondi Beach
And lather up an Asahi
It's the only way to expand her Insta reach
Oh, come on, move to Sydney!
It's really nice and really cheap
And the people are so friendly
Oh, do it for me
But what's better than Brisbane?
What's better? I'm on my knees
What's better than Brisbane?
What's better than you and me?
And fuck Melbourne!
And fuck Sydney!
Fuck Adelaide!
Fuck Canberra!
Fuck Darwin!
Fuck Perth!
Fuck Hobart!
You're breaking my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart!
What's better than Brisbane?
What's better? I'm on my knees
What's better than Brisbane?
What's better than you and me?
What's better than Brisbane?
What's better? I'm on my knees
What's better than Brisbane?
What's better than you and me?