She said she's moving to Melbourne Said she wanted some better coffee Said that she's gonna drop me Unless I come with her It's like a little Europe Have you seen the graffiti alleys? Even get to wear a beanie That looks like a cap from behind What's better than Brisbane? What's better? I'm on my knees What's better than Brisbane? What's better than you and me? Now she's moving to Sydney Said she wants to live on Bondi Beach And lather up an Asahi It's the only way to expand her Insta reach Oh, come on, move to Sydney! It's really nice and really cheap And the people are so friendly Oh, do it for me But what's better than Brisbane? What's better? I'm on my knees What's better than Brisbane? What's better than you and me? And fuck Melbourne! And fuck Sydney! Fuck Adelaide! Fuck Canberra! Fuck Darwin! Fuck Perth! Fuck Hobart! You're breaking my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart! What's better than Brisbane? What's better? I'm on my knees What's better than Brisbane? What's better than you and me? What's better than Brisbane? What's better? I'm on my knees What's better than Brisbane? What's better than you and me?