Because I like it like that I come from a world where there ain't nothin' like that Come from a world of depress, where there ain't no farts I come from a world where takin' a shit is a luxury This is a world you wish you was not in This is a world where most of the people define themselves by the shits they take Try as you may Always know only your world Never mind Can never fully understand what it is that I speak of 'Cause understand the things that I speak of are experiences that only I commit For all of my shit bearing days Wiping my ass is like Thanksgiving, only messier It ain't nothin' Unlike you, I am constipated