My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded Little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom Scott: You son of a sea cook You'll get sent to shore I'll bitch slap you with my hook And then I'll throw you off the port Because im informed by my stag Yous a scallywag, wave a flag Of defiance, broke alliance, no compliance So give my regard to poseidon Raise these sails then we glidin Tellin tales of these pirates Loot and riot Never quiet When we driftin on the ship Over hot waters Cause I broke in to the castle And took the governors daughters Marauders we slauter anything one Gets in our path Youll feel the wrath of my axe When it cuts you in half Avast, I think we spotted our treasure No need for desperate measures But I keep the cannons loaded So know it I'm devoted to getting jewels Yall fools some land lubbers Hide under the covers We're like no others We plunder, no wonder Our name is spread across the 7 seas Due to his expertise, The crew agrees you don't ever cross captain D! My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded Little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom CapD: I've got my cannons loaded blowin open holes in your soldiers While my peg leg parrot's restin up on my shoulder Noones colder, than this black hearted pirate seeking women gold and rum Wherever I can acquire it fire at will With the intent to kill The smell of gun powder yo it gives me thrills So here's the deal we're some eyepatch wearin killas comin runnin through your villas Rapin hoes killin foes I got scurvy and it shows Just like davey jones with skulls and crossbones leavin ashes in our wake We take whatever catches my one eye I'm not shy its time you die Or give me the kings weight in reply In gold treasures or hats witih feathers Even his daughters pleasures choose whichever And you better do it quick you got until the candle burns out of its wick Take your pick its just in the nick of time Before I blast you with my cannon My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded Little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom Sea Dawg: My cannons six feet end to tip a whole room holds the clip Its got balls the size of my balls that bring down walls Sink the hulls of vessels think its an uneven score? You won't know what hit you til you wake up on the shore With no arms and no legs and no eyes you surprised? That your ship sank so fast after just one blast from this Big gun hit and run Ye cant take me on one on one I will not be outdone That yer ship? not anymore Better hand her over fore she goes to the floor of the sea Ye hear me? You'll smell your own skin burn As I perforate your bitch from her bow to her stern Shut up fools, ye know that I'm in charge here Light the wick and all my foes disappear Into a cloud of blood Smoke guts and gore No more swimming singing breathing for you anymore My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded Little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom