My mind's eye will and, or can lie Through body-dysmorphic teeth And that's what it's like to open your eyes post-surgery Fucking bloody I'm the one who answers the questions first Screams so oh my capillaries burst Sing so bad my sensibilities hurt Poor alpha me Pour it out for me Tell me that I'm classic, baby Tell history I'm great Beg for my best behaviour Oo, then wait I could lose myself in your pretty face If we weren't shooting for the money today Like oh Like oh I'm the classic protagonist baby Love me anyway Well my dreams didn't prepare me to be So good at watching tv Damn sure how insecure I am Can't speak but for poetry When the aliens come to take me home Blame the made-up man for War Three But in the end, though remote, I hope Baby it's just you and me Tell me that I'm classic, baby It's not the same as great Beg for my best behaviour Oo, then wait I could lose myself in your pretty face If we weren't shooting for the money today Like oh Like oh I'm the classic protagonist baby Love me anyway Trying so hard to be cool Like we can pretend that this won't hurt And I don't have all the answers But I can vandalize your shirt Can of spray paint and red headlights Like man, let's get to work I don't have all the answers But I can vandalize your shirt So tell me that I'm classic, baby 'Cause history will say I'm great Beg for my best behaviour Oo, then wait I could lose myself in your pretty face If we weren't shooting for the money today Like oh Like oh I'm the classic protagonist baby Love me anyway