There's a place I like to stay when I want to get away There's pieceful days far between and few When I'm searching for salvation Then I make a reservation At the hotel rendezvous You'll find Shelia at the front desk Yeah, she started out in burlesque In her hotel, the rooms have quite the view Well, she sweeps away the bed bugs And she always scores the best drugs And your dreams, she makes come true You'll find Charlie and his wife their They're surely making a pair Seems he bit off more than he could chew Every year the couple breaks up And it's here they come to make up At the hotel rendezvous I met the maid my second stay A girl from France named Courtney I noticed my room was never clean But she really played the part well 'Cause her name was really Danielle Didn't know the girl was raised in Queens There's a place I like to stay when I want to get away Don't you worry boy, they'll take good care of you Everybody has a ball Yeah, you can hear it through the walls Of the hotel rendezvous