God told me yesterday I'm gonna be a star Sitting on my couch looking at the guitar Maybe tomorrow I'll write my first big hit Before I even know I'll live the life from your dreams! So easy to wait And moisturize my bodypillow No no it's not too late I'm only 41 Doesn't matter what you say Cause I know better anyway Success will find my basement Cause I... cause I Am the moisturizer! One day I'll find the best band to ever walk the earth Who would've quessed it takes some bloody work Maybe tomorrow the odds are on my side Some guy with a suit and tie comes and makes everything allright! So easy to wait And moisturize my bodypillow No no it's not too late I'm only 41 Doesn't matter what you say Cause I know better anyway Success will find my basement Cause I... cause I Am the moisturizer! God my lord savior Grant me your power to feed my delusions In the name of our father and the holy spirit I shall wait for my dreams to come true! So easy to wait And moisturize my bodypillow No no it's not too late I'm only 41 Doesn't matter what you say Cause I know better anyway Success will find my basement Cause I... cause I Cause I... cause I Am the moisturizer!