God told me yesterday I'm gonna be a star
Sitting on my couch looking at the guitar
Maybe tomorrow I'll write my first big hit
Before I even know I'll live the life from your dreams!
So easy to wait
And moisturize my bodypillow
No no it's not too late
I'm only 41
Doesn't matter what you say
Cause I know better anyway
Success will find my basement
Cause I... cause I
Am the moisturizer!
One day I'll find the best band to ever walk the earth
Who would've quessed it takes some bloody work
Maybe tomorrow the odds are on my side
Some guy with a suit and tie comes and makes everything allright!
So easy to wait
And moisturize my bodypillow
No no it's not too late
I'm only 41
Doesn't matter what you say
Cause I know better anyway
Success will find my basement
Cause I... cause I
Am the moisturizer!
God my lord savior
Grant me your power to feed my delusions
In the name of our father and the holy spirit
I shall wait for my dreams to come true!
So easy to wait
And moisturize my bodypillow
No no it's not too late
I'm only 41
Doesn't matter what you say
Cause I know better anyway
Success will find my basement
Cause I... cause I
Cause I... cause I
Am the moisturizer!