Welcome to Mann's Dancing School My kind of dancing has no rules Mann teaches man to do as he can-can Anybody can, can you? Don't need a partner, you need nine So you can become intertwined It's best, I must stress, to end up in a mess But random disorder would be fine Grab your partners by a limb Don't be shy, pile in No time to think, just dance And give in to Mister Chance When you fall to the floor And can move no more Legs poking out at every angle Then you have done The Tango Tangle The Tango Tangle Don't want a fee, just donation So I can finance my vocation It's free to be free, but spare a thought for me And this new craze of my creation My dance is rather like my life Nothing works the same way twice If it's the same it's a shame, but I'm the one to blame For thinking re-creation would suffice Grab your partners by a limb Don't be shy, pile in No time to think, just dance And give in to Mister Chance When you fall to the floor And can move no more Legs poking out at every angle Then you have done The Tango Tangle The Tango Tangle