We all know a man like Calum Dan
And he drives around in a transit van
Comes flying through Balallan at 106
He nearly lost it on the verge, ended up in the ditch
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Put your foot to the floor for a little bit of fun
Pull into the lay-by for a handbrake turn
I'm a backseat driver and I've always been
And I really want a shot, a shot of this machine
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Turn up the stereo and chip her down a gear
I think we'll have to stop at the shop for a beer
Robbie Bell is on the phone and he's looking for a turnip
Let's get out of here quick and give it laldy, do a burnout
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Well, it all went wrong as we went around the corner
That's when we realised that we were losing the water
I thought I could smell a funny burning from the clutch
A collie dog came running out from behind the church
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair