Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la, la la la la 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la, la la la la All I want for Christmas is a human soul From every home, that is the goal All I want for Christmas is a magic book My evil stew needs to be cooked Don't test me, you can not teach, profess me My red dress won't get messy I'll steal your gifts and bury them Like my fish in jelly I might just win an Emmy Cause they love when I'm scary! They call me Mother Mary Holy Spirit's inside me This year I have been naughty But I won't tell the story Just ask the paparazzi He likes to stuff me Twas the night before Christmas I can't fall asleep I heard a shiver from the door, wow, could it be? The door shakes and gets thrown off its hinges "Justin, you are the only one who can save Christmas" Oh poor Santa! Muhahahahaha Evil always wins and the winner is me! I'll set fire and burn your ugly tree Holy snap crack pickle and pop Who wants to work at Santa's twerkshop? Don't test me, you can not teach, profess me My red dress won't get messy I'll steal your gifts and bury them Like my fish in jelly I might just win an Emmy Cause they love when I'm scary! They call me Mother Mary Holy Spirit's inside me This year I have been naughty But I won't tell the story Just ask the paparazzi He likes to stuff me Hahaha merry christmas! Woo!