Saw my life go flashing past in the eyes of a faithful friend
Four legs, for life and the screeching tires never seemed to end
I will change if Lester lives
Not messin' 'round just 'cause I own him
He was nearly wiped away
But he had good luck and strong bones
You made me clench my teeth, us humans ain't got dignity
Eat my plants and steal my things 'cause you're the head of security
I will change if Lester lives
Not messin' 'round just 'cause I own him
He was nearly wiped away
But he had good luck and strong bones
Inside and behind him
I will change if Lester lives
Not messin' 'round just 'cause I own him