So many dead conversations with strangers online
What's your age, occupation? What car do you drive?
But I've not got the patience for slow replies
Why the hell did I swipe right?
I met a boy for a date, I thought he was my type
But then I saw his face and his pictures were lies
Said that he was six foot but he's more like 5'9"
Why the hell did I swipe right?
How can I find the one for me
When there's so many catfish in the sea?
What happened to the true romantics?
The gentlemen that take you dancing?
I want the ones who'll walk you home
Hits your window with a stone
But all I have is modern love
Oh Lord I'm so fuckin' bored by these boys that I match
How are they all talk but they still got no chat?
I want that old school love, is that too much to ask?
Like my Nan and my Grandad
How can I find the one for me
When there's so many catfish in the sea?
What happened to the true romantics?
The gentlemen that take you dancing?
I want the ones who'll walk you home
Hits your window with a stone
But all I have is modern love
I want a real life movie
It's in the script that we're meant to be
I want his number at the bar and his kisses in the car
But all I have is modern love
Mm (modern love)
Is not enough (modern love is not enough)
Modern love (modern love)
Not enough
All I have is modern love