So many dead conversations with strangers online What's your age, occupation? What car do you drive? But I've not got the patience for slow replies Why the hell did I swipe right? I met a boy for a date, I thought he was my type But then I saw his face and his pictures were lies Said that he was six foot but he's more like 5'9" Why the hell did I swipe right? How can I find the one for me When there's so many catfish in the sea? What happened to the true romantics? The gentlemen that take you dancing? I want the ones who'll walk you home Hits your window with a stone But all I have is modern love Oh Lord I'm so fuckin' bored by these boys that I match How are they all talk but they still got no chat? I want that old school love, is that too much to ask? Like my Nan and my Grandad How can I find the one for me When there's so many catfish in the sea? What happened to the true romantics? The gentlemen that take you dancing? I want the ones who'll walk you home Hits your window with a stone But all I have is modern love I want a real life movie It's in the script that we're meant to be I want his number at the bar and his kisses in the car But all I have is modern love Mm (modern love) Is not enough (modern love is not enough) Modern love (modern love) Not enough All I have is modern love