Rubber Band There's a rubber band that plays tunes out of tune In the library garden sunday afternoon While a little chappie waves a golden wand Rubber Band In 1910 I was so handsome and so strong My moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot long And I loved a girl while you played teatime tunes Dear Rubber Band, you're playing my tune out of tune, oh ♪ Rubber Band Won't you play your haunting theme again to me? While I eat my scones and drink my cup of tea The sun is warm but it's a lonely afternoon ♪ Oh, play that theme ♪ Rubber Band How I wish that I could join your Rubber Band We could play in library parks throughout the land And one sunday afternoon, I'd find my love Rubber Band In the '14-'18 war I went to sea Thought my sunday love was waiting home for me And now she's married to the leader of your band, oh ♪ I hope you break your baton