Into the bar as drunk as a sailor,
With none of the tact or the fancy clothes,
Up to the maid with a mile wide grin,
He tips his hat and asks if she wants a go.
"Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!" she claimed,
"You loot all the day and you drink all the night."
The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong,"
"We'll drink until we fuckin' die!"
Over his shoulder he hoists his fair maiden,
Out of the bar and into the night,
Onto the ship where the crew is waiting,
With merriment, drinks and a haughty bite.
"Oh you're all just the same fucking pirate!" she claimed,
"You loot all the day and you drink all the night."
The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong,"
"We'll drink until we fuckin' die!"